she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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