Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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