we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Randomize
