So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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