Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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