sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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