Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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