And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
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