She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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