Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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