I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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