i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
