Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
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Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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