So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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