ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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