i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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