Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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