How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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