I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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