I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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