Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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