god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You are a genius and a whore.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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