but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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