I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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