im holly from the hills drunk
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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