I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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