The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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