we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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