dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
She even gives head with a lisp.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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