so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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