I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
BRING THE BAGELS
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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