That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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