so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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