im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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