I have demons in me.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Randomize