Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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