I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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