He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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