Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Boobs speak an international language.
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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