whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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