I wannas sexs uuuuu
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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