She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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