Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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