i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
