Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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