Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Everything about him screamed your future.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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