You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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