That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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