Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
thus making me awesome and them whores
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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