You're my little dorito
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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