Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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