I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
tell me about the eggs
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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