Please, let me fuck your mom
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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