We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i used baking grease as lip gloss
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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